Monday, July 9, 2012

Day 7: Charlotte, Hope Mills and the Carolina Mudcats


It was time to leave Charlotte/Fort Mill and the Craddock/Johnston clan. Again, thanks to all (especially Cindi and Lindsay) for the hospitality peppered with evil.

On the way out of town, we stopped at Knights Stadium to see Cindi before we left. We did not, however, see Lindsay as she was still sawing logs and we dared not wake a southern woman. We arrived at the stadium and took the elevator up to the third floor to see Cousin Cindi’s workspace. While there, she made a call and, minutes later, the July 4th edition of the Charlotte Knights hat was delivered in size 7 1/8…one final gift of awesomeness. I better mention that she also gave me a magnetic schedule, or that will be on the “forgotten” list.

We also got to see Pete, the REAL provider of the Crawdad and Mudcat tickets, so it was cool to be able to thank him again. The GM for the team, Dan, also stopped by for a quick chat and I considered asking him to fire Cindi, but feared he, too, might not like her and actually take me up on it.

The original plan called for us to spend Friday and Saturday in Hope Mills maybe doing a little research on the Johnson side. However, when we made a quick stop at the Hope Mills cemetery on the 4th, it felt like it was 170 degrees in the shade, so I didn’t really want to sweat out while walking around graveyards. I’ll plan to come back in the fall sometime, when, as The Mayor says, the temperature is better and the snakes have gone away. Instead, we decided to make a change on the fly.

We dropped our stuff off at The Mayor’s, had dinner at Fred Chason’s Grandsons southern/soul food buffet, and headed to Zebulon for the Mudcats game. During the drive, we decided that our Saturday would be better spent not traipsing through the sandy and fire ant infested soil of Hope Mills, but the sandy beaches of Holden Beach. We texted The Mayor to make sure that inviting ourselves back to the beach was allowable. With his okay, a new plan was hatched. We’d spend the night in the land of my people after the game and back to the beach on Saturday.

I must back up for a minute to mention the greatness of Grandsons. The Mayor took me and the cousins there back in 2009 for a tasty southern buffet. I only have one complaint about Grandsons…the fact that they don’t label their items. I am somewhat of a picky eater, so I’d like to know exactly what it is they are trying to peddle before it ends up on my plate. What if that apparent chicken strip is really some sort of fried fish product? How about that BBQ item? Is it pork, chicken, fish? According to their definition of BBQ, it should be chopped or pulled pork, but it’s a large piece of flesh with BBQ sauce on it. Thus, their definition suddenly no longer applies. And that apple cobbler that actually turned out to be peach…had it been labeled, I wouldn’t have embarrassed myself asking about it. A simple, hand-written note on each steaming bin of southern food product would make life easier for the out-of-town visitor. Wait…they don’t care about my food identification issues and probably make fun of me, don’t they? I now hate them.

About 12 minutes into my Grandsons plate of southern buffet joy, I got a call from my nieces back in the STL. It sounded as though they were laughing, but I couldn’t understand what they were saying, so I went outside for a better listen. It turns out that they had gotten into what ended up being a very minor accident getting onto 270 from Tesson Ferry and were banshee screaming and freaking out about what to do. They couldn’t reach my sister or brother-in-law, so I was the next logical choice in their minds. After telling them to breathe and that Marky (their dad) was not, in actuality, going to kill them, I reminded them that it was an accident, they had done nothing wrong and this very thing is why they pay through the nose for insurance. I also asked them to recall that both of their parents had been involved in accidents in the past, so stones could not be cast in their direction. As teenage girls involved in their first fender bender might, they made it seem as if the car had flipped 107 times and was engulfed in flames on the side of the road. It turns out that it twas merely a flesh wound and the cop who arrived on the scene was very nice, but had her drive the car home due to the minor damage. While they did freak out, I’m glad they knew they could call me in a time of teenage crisis. For the record, Marky killed no one, the insurance company says it wasn’t her fault, and she was back on the road, without fear, the next day. Way to go, Bad Kids.

Okay, back to the game in Zebulon. As we neared Zebulon, we drove through a rather heavy thunderstorm that I thought might affect at least the start time of the first pitch of the game. Turns out, I was correct in that assumption. Of course, an hour delay when we will only get five hours of sleep after our drive back to Hope Mills as it is. Please delay the start as long as you can.

The Carolina Mudcats have a cool stadium, but the steepness of the seating areas is reminiscent of old Yankee Stadium and that soulless new Comiskey in Chicago. No, I do not recognize it’s corporately purchased name, nor shall I ever. Sorry, Mr. Obama, but your favorite team’s stadium is not high on my list of favorites. I will only go if the Cubs are not in town and I’m too lazy to drive 100 miles to see a minor or independent league game. The Mudcats did not fare well that evening. The Red Sox scored eight before the ‘Cats even got on the board and doubled up before game’s end. Not pretty for the home team.


Day 7 photos can be viewed HERE.

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