For Hyde...
Actual bumper sticker:
WILL THE LADY WHO LEFT HER NINE KIDS AT WRIGLEY FIELD PLEASE PICK THEM UP? THEY'RE BEATING THE CUBS 4-1 IN THE BOTTOM OF THE SEVENTH.
Bonus idiot Cubs fan photo:

As Alanis Morissette would say, "Isn't it ironic?" He's sporting a Cubs tattoo while wearing a "St. Louis" t-shirt. He's obviously a closet Cardinals fan.