If you're like me, then you can't stand to listen to Tim McCarver's voice. Nails on a chalkboard? How about a nail gun to the tympanic membrane?
Anyway, here's a great stupid Tim McCarver quote about Yankees pitcher Mariano Rivera:
"He's so impressive with that excellent gait of his, the way he walks. There's nobody that walks any easier, or comes in from the bullpen with an easier gait than Rivera. And I think that's part of the reason for his success because the ball just explodes out of his hand - hitters just can't believe he can do that."
Huh? $20 to the first person that can decipher those verbal hieroglyphics.
